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50% Fruit Productions presents: "Little Miss Princess 1985" | Evolution Wonderlounge | Friday, 26. January 2018

From the creators of "Mask 4 Mask"* and "The SHEvil Dead"**, comes a brand new theatrical drag event!!

50% Fruit Productions presents:
"Little Miss Princess 1985"
Written and Directed by: Zachary Parsons-Lozinski
Audio Compiled by: Daniel Calihoo
Lighting Design by: Rob Browatzke

Friday, January 26th, 2018
Doors at 8:00 PM // Showtime at 9:00 PM // $10.00 Admission
Evolution Wonderlounge
10220 103 Street NW, Edmonton AB

"Life has been hard for Vanity Fair since winning the Little Miss Princess competition in 1985; her mother is overbearing, her career unfulfilling, and the glamour she once knew seems like only a distant memory! In an attempt to reclaim the stardom of her youth, she enters the 2018 Little Miss Princess competition... but pageant life has changed since her time in the spotlight."

Vanity Fair, Lilith Fair, GoGo Fetch, Science Fair, Kat Marlowe Minorah, Jesse Hannibal, Goblynn Dixxx, and Sucreesha Minorah

Featuring the voice of "Alberta's Next Drag Superstar 2014 - 2nd Runner Up", and "Scream Queen 2016": Chelsea Horrendous

"Little Miss Princess 1985" is a highly collaborative Drag effort! The script is written by Zachary Parsons-Lozinski, audio is recorded by the entire cast, and the entertainers submit routines for their characters based off of what is happening to them at that point in the show! Due to the nature of the show, we highly recommend that you arrive early, so you don't miss out on any of the narrative!

*Stiletto Award - WINNER - "Best Drag Event" (2016)
**Stiletto Award - NOMINATION PENDING - "Best Drag Event" (2017)

Poster Designed by: Daniel Calihoo
  • Has anyone seen Miss Edmonton Teenburger 1985? A special series of the trails and tribulations of a Teen Princess gone bad
  • Shout out to Dragging Our Heels for agreeing to film our production this evening! Check out their page for more great Edmonton / Alberta Drag!!
  • Tonight is the night! Who will walk away the winner of the 2018 Little Miss Princess competition?! Who won't walk away at all?! Only one way to find out -- BE THERE!!! Doors at 8:00 PM // Show at 9:00 PM // $10.00 Admission!!
  • Omg I'm living for the synopsis 🙌 Can't wait to see it! 😁
  • Meet the Cast #10: Chelsea Horrendous Previous 50% Fruit Productions credits: "Mask 4 Mask", and "The SHEvil Dead" SURPRISE! Due to some unforeseen circumstances, the voice part originally held by Misty Meadows, will now be covered by Edmonton's own Chelsea Horrendous! Co-Creator of the House of ****-CIDAL, Stiletto Award winner for "Best ****", and and Scream Queen 2016; Chelsea is an invaluable member of the 50% Fruit Productions team! She is the mastermind behind the sound mix of all three of our shows, she is the designer of all of our posters, and we wouldn't be able to do what we do without her! We are thrilled that she has agreed to lend her voice talents to Little Miss Princess, and we can't wait for you to hear what she has created!
  • Meet the Cast #9: Vanity Fair 50% Fruit Productions DEBUT An undeniable icon of the Edmonton Drag Community; Vanity Fair is one of the most influential entertainers our city has ever had! One of the creators of the legendary "Star Dust Lounge" revues, Vanity's artistry is often emulated; but never duplicated. Dripping with charisma, and star quality, Vanity leaves audiences satisfied, and desperate for more! A champion of classic drag glamour, we are desperately excited to show you what Vanity is bringing to her 50% Fruit Productions debut... truly, this is Vanity as you have never seen her before!
  • Meet the Cast #8: Lilith Fair Previous 50% Fruit Productions credits: "Mask 4 Mask", and "The SHEvil Dead" Artistic Director of 50% Fruit Productions, Alberta's Drag Superstar 2016, Miss Evolution 2017, Vue Weekly Magazine's "Best Local Comedian" four years in a row, and co-creator of ****-CIDAL: Lilith Fair is the hardest working booger you'll ever meet. She's been an opening act for Lady Bunny, Peaches, and most recently, Scott Thompson (The Kids in the Hall); and she has toured her nightclub act all over the country! I'm very excited to be presenting this new work for all of you! The cast absolutely nailed it in their recordings... and it is collaborative efforts, like this one, which keep me constantly inspired by the Edmonton Drag Community!
  • Meet the Cast #7: Goblynn Dixxx Previous 50% Fruit Productions credits: "The SHEvil Dead" Two time winner of the "Most Theatrical" trophy at the annual Stiletto Awards: Goblynn Dixxx is one of Edmonton's most elusive and exciting performers! She doesn't emerge often; but when she does, it is certain to be a spectacle for all of the senses! Goblynn previously appeared with 50% Fruit as a ******-bag Jock, turned slave of ****... and I can't begin to express how excited we are to have them in Little Miss Princess 1985... you aren't ready!!
  • Meet the Cast #6: GoGo Fetch 50% Fruit Productions DEBUT Proving that Fetch HAS in fact happened, GoGo Fetch is a visual treat, and an audience favourite! Her undeniable energy radiates over the crowd, while her masterful makeup, and stunning outfits leaves them wowed! A member of the House of ****-CIDAL, GoGo has also achieved incredible success with her fundraisers for HIV / AIDS! A two time FINALIST in the Alberta's Drag Superstar competition, this Queen is a powerhouse of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent! We are beyond excited to see what she brings to her first 50% Fruit Productions show!
  • Meet the Cast #5: Kat Marlowe Minorah 50% Fruit Productions DEBUT One of the hardest working, and funniest Queens working in our community today: Kat Marlowe Minorah is an undeniable superstar in the making! Her influences range from classic camp drag aesthetics, all the way up to the rise of "youtuber culture"; and audiences can't get enough of her! A great dancer, incredibly smart, and unwaveringly committed to her own absurd brand of humour; we can't wait to welcome Kat Marlowe Minorah to the 50% Fruit family!
  • Meet the Cast #4: Science Fair Previous 50% Fruit Productions credits: "Mask 4 Mask", and "The SHEvil Dead" Hilarious, committed, and unexpected: Science Fair always turns the party, with her bizarre, and charming blend of high-energy dance routines, and post-Adventure Time era camp aesthetics! As charming as she is strange, Science doesn't perform very often; but she always leaves audiences anticipating her next appearance! The winner of Miss Naughty Christmas 2016, and my only drag daughter, she's no stranger to unusual performance art... so we could not be more excited to see what she brings to her THIRD appearance with 50% Fruit Productions!
  • Meet the Cast #3: Jesse Hannibal 50% Fruit Productions DEBUT A bad ***** with a heart of gold: Jesse Hannibal's energetic performances, paired with her stunning makeup abilities, always leave audiences wanting more! A member of the House of ****-CIDAL, Jesse can frequently be found turning out looks for MAC Cosmetics, and recently won over audiences in Calgary at Twisted Element! We couldn't be more excited for Jesse's debut performance with 50% Fruit Productions!
  • Meet the Cast #2: Sucreesha Minorah Previous 50% Fruit Productions credits: "The SHEvil Dead" Effortlessly cool, Sucreesha Minorah stomps onto the stage, and captivates audiences with her energy, and her undeniable charisma! Runner up in the 2017 Alberta's Drag Superstar competition, as well as a member of the House of ****-CIDAL; Sucreesha is an unstoppable fan favourite! Previously seen with 50% Fruit Productions as a bimbo turned blood-thirsty *****; we can't wait to show you what she has in store for you next!!
  • Meet the Cast #1: Misty Meadows 50% Fruit Productions DEBUT Named "Calgary's Drag Superstar" at the 2016 Alberta's Drag Superstar competition, and now one of the hottest acts in Vancouver: Misty is an insanely talented force of nature! She's a seamstress, she's hilarious, and she's an incredible dancer! Unfortunately you won't see ANY of that... as we are only able to afford a voice-over cameo! But if you're currently living in Vancouver, you can catch Misty's weekly show, "Moist Mondays" at XY!
  • The script is finished, and has been sent out to the cast / sound editor!! We are creating a true "love-letter" to the history of Edmonton Drag! We can't wait to share our latest work with you!
  • Hype Train.